Step right up, discerning reader.

Do you crave nostalgia with added chrome? Do you long for a world where adverts were longer, louder and a bit madder? Do you remember a time when metallic oxide was a common car colour? Do you love four questions at the start of an e-shot?

Then you need Commercial Break Volume Three: the brand-new instalment of Classic.Retro.Modern. magazine’s cult series celebrating the golden age of motoring adverts.

Yes, it’s the third in the trilogy nobody asked for but everyone secretly wanted.

96 compelling reasons to buy your dad a Beagle, build your own Sierra and hook yourself up to the Triplex Hotline. The ads you probably skipped back in the day, but which now whisk you back to a world that felt more oily, vinyl-y and velour-y.

Order now – in time to wrap, gift or keep for yourself under the pretence of buying early for Christmas.

‘But wait, there’s more,’ as Jimmy Cricket nearly said.